Thanksgiving is a wonderful and loving time. The only thing better than being surrounded by food and family is avoiding political arguments with the aforementioned family. Read on to see how your zodiac sign avoids these uncomfortable situations. And don’t forget to check your moon and rising signs!
Aries
They don’t avoid arguments. Contrary to popular belief, Aries does not start fights, but they are more than happy to finish them. They will only engage in heated discussions when they feel instigated.
Taurus
Taurus does not understand why politics have to be brought up at all when there are plates of delicious food on the table. Seriously, they worked really hard on these dishes and they don’t understand why people would rather argue than acknowledge it.
Gemini
If Gemini just keeps dominating every conversation with random facts and silly stories, no one will be able to get a word in edgewise. There can’t be political debates if no one is able to talk over the communicative air sign.
Cancer
The sweet moon child tries really hard to keep their mouths shut when someone brings up politics. However, sometimes they just can’t hide their emotions. Rather than verbally decimating their ill-informed relatives, they are just going to angry-cry in the garage.
Leo
Leo drowns out any unpleasant conversations by playing their favorite Christmas song in their head on repeat. Though if they feel like the conversation is becoming too inflammatory, they will derail it by talking about their latest success or venture.
Virgo
Virgo helped Taurus in the kitchen for five hours to make sure that this would be the most perfect family get-together imaginable. And they will glare daggers at anyone who even mentions the word “politics.”
Libra
Oh Libra, don’t do it! Do not act as the family mediator. I get it, you just want everyone to be happy for the holidays. But you are just going to get roped into unpleasant situations. Go into the garage and see if Cancer is okay.
Scorpio
Scorpio is on their third glass of wine. They did not plan to have more than one glass, but they needed liquid courage in case Aries needed backup. They are just waiting for the opportune moment to verbally strike.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius wanted to stay out of it. They really did. They even tried to distract the family with a few bad jokes. But as tensions rise, their jokes become less funny and more pointed. They are mad at Aries for reacting the way they did.
Capricorn
Capricorns are the ones that started the political discourse in the first place. They may not have meant to start a fight. They may not even be the one fighting. But they definitely brought politics up first.
Aquarius
Aquarius sees that Pisces is about to cry. So they are suggesting they go for a walk with Cancer and Libra. They secretly want to stay and voice their opinions, but they understand that there are more important things right now.
Pisces
Pisces just wanted a happy Thanksgiving with their family. They understand that the discourse is important. But they were hoping that they could have a nice holiday dinner like they did when they were kids. They go on a walk with Aquarius to keep from crying.
Have a happy Thanksgiving! But, please, don’t make Pisces cry.
